The dimwit sheriff of Richland County, South Carolina, one Leon Lott, has decided that he can't make the case of the century against Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps and thus win a place in the Crime Fighters' Hall of Fame, or whatever bit of glory two-bit country sheriffs aspire to these days. This guy sent a swat team to attack the house where many months ago Michael Phelps attended a party and was photographed holding a bong. For all their efforts (and no telling how many thousands of tax dollars), the sheriff's goons captured not more than 5 joints and maybe only 1. What did they think they were going to find? Since he could find no evidence, the sheriff put his thinking cap on his pointed little head and figured out (all on his own or perhaps with help) that he had no case and thus couldn't charge Michael Phelps with anything. So Sheriff Leon Lamebrain gave up, and Michael Phelps will remain a free man in a free country--until that is we're overrun by the Leon Lotts of the world and the country is turned into a giant prison camp run by rednecks.
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